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Opinions are very much my own. And they are mostly about Stephen Malkmus.
My hair just does that.
She corrals the boys out the door. Left in the room is her main posse, a distinctly weird mix of 22-year-old girls who could be the ensemble cast of a TV show about misfit teens. There’s Avian, her soft-voiced childhood neighbor, positioned across the pillows, head propped up by her dark skinny arm, like she’s posing for a cheesecake pinup. Kreay’s personal assistant and roommate, Isabel, a giggly Filipina wearing a gigantic sun hat keeps looking in the mirror and proclaiming herself “sooo L.A.” Then there’s a Mohawked videographer in an oversize jeans jacket, Lady Tragik (not her given name), who I probably could have guessed was a lesbian, but she also screamed, “I’m gay and I love Jesus Christ!” down in the hotel lobby earlier. She’s just inserted a giant gold grille over her top front teeth and keeps shining her camera light directly in my eyes asking, “Does this hurt?” It does.